Grognak The Destroyer, Attorney at Law, Esquire, M.D. (also known as Grognak the Destroyer: Serial Killer,Bus Man, and even Red Glasses Man) is a member of the Grognak species. They are Kevin's GTA V RP persona and a recurrent character on the channel.
The idea for the character came from a comic book called Grognak the Barbarian. In the intro of Fallout 3, the main protagonist receives the comic on their 10th birthday. This was said by Kevin when he received the book in his Fallout 3 but it's 2018 video: "Yeah, the name 'Grognak' like came from a-a meme thing that I saw online, and actually got the name wrong on when I was remembering it, and I guess I subconsciously remembered it from this game, 'cause people pointed out afterwards, and I'm like 'Oh, there was a Grognak!'" The comic can also be found on the kitchen table in the house of the Fallout 4 protagonist.
Grognak The Destroyer suffers from Amnosia, which is like amnesia but not medically recognized. Any kind of drugs (the street name for illegal narcotics) help cure Amnosia. The condition can also be spread to other people, presumably through physical contact.
Grognak is known to be a communist, as shown by them talking about communism and listening to the USSR National Anthem on their headphones. They are an attorney who charges as much as they can get away with, and has been known to represent both sides of a case poorly.
History/Origin[]
A Chinese member of the Grognak species, Grognak arrived in Los Santos looking for people who might tolerate them for longer than a few minutes. They were recruited by a suspicious clown (who may or may have not been a hallucination, as Kevin said while leaving the building where he was acting) to star in a commercial for Safe Vision Security, but failed to make a good impression due to their inconsistent acting abilities.
Being left alone once again, they got involved in some shady operations which ultimately resulted in Grognak being shot by a girl called Jupiter. Despite the very localized nature of the injury, their Amnosia prompted the doctors at the Pillbox Hill Medical Center to perform extensive reconstructive surgery, turning them into the voluptuous bald Grognak they are today (and potentially activating their previously dormant communism).
Grognak in a communist pose
Appearance[]
Grognak The Destroyer is your typical, run-of-the-mill communist. They are beautiful, with a rugged, chiselled jaw, a perfectly angular nose and a dome of a head that makes all eggs of the world jealous. They're typically seen wearing sunglasses and headphones, along with a camo crop top shirt, alphabet tights, and red stiletto heels. Their red stiletto heels make for some great stomping tools.
Family[]
See also: List of GTA V characters
Grognak used to have one adopted son named Rocky, who Grognak cared for deeply. They also used to have a partner named CDD. Their father is an amphibious cyclops goblin whose name is not known but which Grognak calls Traffic cone head (in reference to its strange hat). Grognak, their family, and their miscellaneous friends/acquaintances went on many adventures together.
The Sims 2[]
Grognak's avatar in The Sims 2
In the video Sims 2 but it's 2018, Grognak was featured as a Sim. Grognak has the Pleasure aspiration and moves to Desiderata Valley.
Grognak visited a kiddie playhouse, where they met a sketchy man in a trench coat, and a potion-dealer. Grognak bought ten Plantophic-C potions, which is known to cure Plantsimism. It is unknown if Grognak took the potions and/or cured their Amnosia with it.
Grognak buying potions from a guy at a kiddie playhouse
Grognak then joined a group of other sims in a jam session, which caused them to catch a few side-eyes from watching sims. At the end of the performance, Grognak froze in place, but their head moved wherever Kevin's camera moved.
A mystical bright light shone on the kiddie playhouse lot: Kevin assumed it was the Lord's presence, but it was actually caused by an Infallibly Good Witch on the lot.
Grognak's house in the Sims 2 was generic with basic, uncolored items.
Grognak's house
Later, Jim Pickens and his Imaginary Dad moved in with Grognak. Grognak and Jim got along well at first, but then Grognak began pranking Jim. Grognak and Jim's Imaginary Dad had been seen being intimate with one another.
After Jim got back from college, he influenced another sim to fight Grognak. In the end, Jim and Grognak worked things out. Grognak later died of hunger.
The Sims 4[]
Grognak as they appear in "The Sims 4 but going to university was a bad idea"
After their death in The Sims 2, Grognak is resurrected many years later, but how they were resurrected is unknown.
Grognak briefly appeared in the episode Sims 4 but I deal with Santa Claus, hanging out around Jim's restaurant, but never actually entering. They later appeared in Sims 4 but I start a dysfunctional band as a member of said dysfunctional band, Jim and the Jimettes. Grognak got a mustache and a different outfit when they joined Jim's street gang some time after the band's gargantuan failure, in Sims 4 but I start a street gang.
After Jim's gang was disbanded in a later episode, it remained unknown where Grognak went and if they were even alive. However, in The Sims 4 but going to university was a bad idea, it was revealed that Grognak did live, as they appeared in the nightclub where Jim and other university students were partying. In that episode, they appeared with fancier clothes and the same mustache. They were also wearing fancy glasses.
In Sims 4 but Eco Lifestyle was a bad idea, Jim Pickens bombs the other characters in the series. Whether Grognak was killed or survived is unfortunately unknown.
The Sims Medieval[]
Main Article: Sir Grognak
In the Middle Ages, a different member of the Grognak species, also named Grognak The Destroyer, lived in the kingdom of Fecktopia. She was the high knight to Lord Jim Pickett the I and spouse of Queen Frgo.
The Movies[]
Despite Grognak's busy life as an attorney at law and bus driver, they managed to star in two films. Grognak appeared in "The Movies but we make a horrible western film". They act as the love interest to Demption (played by Jim Pickens), Wendy Maynard in a film called Red Dead Re:Demption. Grognak also appeared in "The movies but we make a horrible reboot film". In the "Kill Joy" reboot film, they portrayed themselves and they were a supporting role. They got turned into a Jim Pickens at the end of the film.
Grognak Airlines[]
Grognak Airlines is a presumably illegal airline company run by Grognak and appears in the episode GTA V RP but I am a constant nuisance. At one point in the episode, Grognak tells some of their friends that they can fly aeroplanes, since they are basically buses with wings, and their friends accept. One of their friends then says that he wants Grognak to land on the highway, and even when Grognak does so, they then take off again and land on the road instead. After exiting the plane, Grognak tells them "Alright, Grognak Airlines. You may now disembark the airline. Most convenient airport... in the city. Thank you for travelling with us today."
Tomodachi Life & Miitopia[]
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Grognak in Tomodachi Life
Grognak is introduced in the Tomodachi Life series in the episode "Tomodachi Life is a wild fever dream". They live in the same building as Jim Pickens and Turg, as well as Default. They wear a white dress with black pants and shoes.
Grognak also appeared in Miitopia as the great sage. When the dark overlord Jim Pickens was about to attack Turg, they jumped in to save him, which made Jim decide to let Turg live... at least for the time being. This further proves that Grognak is indeed more powerful, or at least equally as powerful, to take on Jim. This also adds to the theory that Grognak is Jim's only fear.
Grand Theft Auto RP NoPixel[]
Grognak The Destroyer, Attorney at Law moved back to Los Santos on April 8, 2021 after being gone from the city for about two years. Grognak does not remember what they were up to during this time. They met their father, an amphibious cyclops goblin whose name is not known, but whom they call "Traffic cone head".
Their time on the server was spent journeying with characters such as Dawn, Sherri, Steven, Troy, Posy and others who made the occasional appearances such as Flop, Niko, Mr Roland, Jimmy, Lil Cap, Anto, Bryce, Crunchy Mgee and Apple. Grognak could be heard stomping through the city screaming "Steeeveeeennn!" at various volumes.
This server gave Grognak a modern outfit as on their first day, Dawn and Sherri took them to get a new look. Dressed in a camouflage-like flared sleeved crop-top shirt and alphabet leggings, they were ready to seize the day. Of course they kept their iconic red headphones, gamer glasses (used to play Angry Birds at a gamer level) and bright red stilettos.
In their time on the server, Gorgnak learnt how to drive by learning specific car movements such as "Rbackwards" or "Dgo"; won a helicopter ride from the Love Channel; tried to join city gangs; got drunk with Jimmy; jumped off a pier with Posy; entered a Bachelorette show where they tried finding a spouse; and ended up in many hostage situations.
The Bachelorette show mentioned before was where they met many individuals, all of which competed to try and win Grognak's love. However, it was cut short due to server issues which resulted in Anto kidnapping one of the contestants and taking him and Dawn up the biggest cane in the city. The hostage situation ended up being a huge police situation resulting in helicopters, snipers and armed officers. And as Grognak said, "crazy to think this all started with a Bachelorette show".
Many of Grognak's friends ended up falling in love with them, which resulted in a love life Gorgnak knew nothing about. The maniacal Steven sought to destroy Grognak and Troy's blossoming relationship through planting ideas in Troy's head that Grognak did not care for him, all of which was done without Grognak's knowledge. Some say that Grognak's outstanding beauty created this tedious love square between Grognak, Troy, Steven and Anto.
This build up of tension resulted in Anto tricking Grognak and their friends into a plane ride above the city. Posy, Steven, Troy and "This" were all thrown from the plane in hopes of Anto winning Grognak's hand in marriage. Even though they said yes, Grognak's motive was purely money based as they immediately demanded a car from their new husband and then proceeded to forget the next week that they were married at all.
Gorgnak was seen in the north of the city where they watched Anto and Troy duel for their love, with Troy winning. Since 29th June 2021, Grognak had not been seen, leaving their friends wondering where they'd gone and wishing that Grognak is safe and happy, wherever they are.
Grognak later returned and became a police officer in this episode. While patrolling with another cop, they come across a suspicious gang which wouldn't let them take a look at their front yard, leading to Grognak conducting a secret operation with two unarmed civillians, leading to the discovery of boxes with unknown content. After informing the chief of the situation, Grognak and all the parties involved in the conflict and operation were called to the chief's office to settle. In some follow up footage, Grognak, unsatisfied with the settlement, tricks the chief to go see the gang's hideout with them, and tries to convice her to attack it. The group (Grognak, Chief, Grognak's friend and another officer) decides to challenge the gang to a friendly baseball match to make peace with them. They thus form The Baseballas baseball team. Everything goes to plan, but it is revealed Grognak secretly sent one of the guys involved in their previous operation to investigate what was in the boxes while the street gang was in the baseball field for the match. Grognak asks the guy what was in the boxes, to which the guy said they'll tell them later. The match ended in one of the gang members chasing Grognak and hitting them with a bat.
Powers and abilities[]
Stomping: Grognak is known for their ability to stomp villages.
Magic: As the great sage Grognak is able to use magic.
Romance: Just like Jim Pickens, Urp, and Turg, Grognak is extremely attractive.
Bus skills: Grognak is a professional bus driver and loves public transport. Grognak is able to push busses.
Law: As an attorney at law, Grognak is good at discussions and can use good arguments, can make money as a lawyer and can also use these skills to get out of difficult situations.
Authority: After becoming a police officer Grognak can use authority to arrest people.
Baseball: After forming The Baseballas, Grognak learned how to play baseball.
Trivia[]
- Grognak's favourite drinks are "big ones".
- Grognak has a thing for buses and prefers red buses. They are even strong enough to push a bus, as shown in this video.
- Grognak has been known for going on rampages and stomping villages. The Grognak species are famous for their ability to stomp villages, but cannot break bulletproof glass.
- There is a SCP with the nickname Grabnok the Destroyer (SCP-507).
- In Kevin's video Bitlife but I ruin everyone else's life, Kevin mentions that he inputted Grognak into the game and that Grognak actually became and appeared as an attorney.
- The only singer Grognak knows is Johnny Cash, and Grognak once started to cry while singing about that damned ring of fire.
- There is a theory that Grognak is actually far more powerful than Jim Pickens. Grognak has only died once, while Jim has died several times. They are able to stomp an entire village, while Jim can only gradually kill a neighborhood's residents. Grognak was also able to save Turg when Jim attacked.
- While it is unlikely and unconfirmed, there is a small possibility Grognak is Jim's only fear as Grognak pranked and abused him when he was a teen in the Sims 2 but it's 2018 video.
- Grognak is one of the few people Jim Pickens likes.
- Grognak claims to be allergic to meat.
- As of 2021, Grognak has joined NoPixel and is an official character on the server.
- Grognak, along with Jim, is the most reoccurring character in the PCU.
- Grognak is referred to by they/she pronouns. For consistency this article uses they/them.
Gallery[]
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