Grognak The Destroyer, Attorney at Law, Esquire, M.D. (also known as Grognak the Destroyer,Serial Killer and even Red Glasses Man) is a member of the Grognak species. They are Kevin's Grand Theft Auto V RP persona and a recurrent character on the channel.
The idea for the character comes from a comic book called Grognak the Barbarian. In the intro of Fallout 3, the main protagonist receives the comic on their 10th birthday. This was said by Call Me Kevin when he received the book in his Fallout 3 but it's 2018 video: "Yeah, the name 'Grognak' like came from a-a meme thing that I saw online, and actually got the name wrong on when I was remembering it, and I guess I subconsciously remembered it from this game, 'cause people pointed out afterwards, and I'm like 'Oh, there was a Grognak!'" The comic can also be found on the kitchen table in the house of the Fallout 4 protagonist.
Grognak's favourite drinks are "big ones".
Grognak The Destroyer suffers from Amnosia, which is like amnesia but not medically recognized. Any kind of drugs (the street name for illegal narcotics) help cure Amnosia.
Grognak is known to be a communist,as shown by them talking about communism and listening to the USSR National Anthem on their headphones.
Grognak is Chinese.
Grognak is an attorney who charges as much as they can get away with and has been known to represent both sides of a case.
They have been known for going on rampages and stomping villages.
Grognak is non-binary, meaning their gender is not one of the two traditional identities (which are exclusively masculine and exclusively feminine).
Grognak has a thing for buses and prefers red buses. They are even strong enough to push a bus.
Grognak (species) are famous for their ability to stomp villages, but can't break bulletproof glass.
Grognak was in the band Jim and the Jimettes which was formed by Jim Pickens. They were also a part of the "15th Street Gang" which was formed by Jim Pickens to distribute cocaine.
While it is unlikely and unconfirmed, there is a small possibility Grognak is Jim's only fear as Grognak pranked and abused him when he was a teen in the Sims 2 but it's 2018 video.
History/Origin[edit | edit source]
A Chinese male member of the Grognak species, Grognak arrived in Los Santos looking for people who might tolerate them for longer than a few minutes. They were recruited by a suspicious clown to star in a commercial for Safe Vision Security but failed to make a good impression due to their inconsistent acting abilities (who may or may have not been a hallucination as Kevin said while leaving the building where he was acting). Being left alone once again, they got involved in some shady operations which ultimately resulted in Grognak being shot by a girl called Jupiter. Despite the very localized nature of the injury, their Amnosia prompted the doctors at the Pillbox Hill Medical Center to perform extensive reconstructive surgery, turning them into the voluptuous bald Grognak they are today (and potentially activating their previously dormant communism).
Appearance[edit | edit source]
Grognak The Destroyer is just your typical, run-of-the-mill communist. They are beautiful, with a rugged, chiselled jaw, a perfectly angular nose and a dome of a head that makes all eggs of the world jealous. They're typically seen wearing sunglasses and headphones, along with a white v-neck shirt, blue jeans, and black stiletto heels. Their black stiletto heels make for some great stomping tools.
Family[edit | edit source]
Grognak used to have one adopted son named "Rocky", who Grognak cared for deeply. They also used to have a partner named CDD. He got the name CDD because originally Grognak was going to call him Double D, but CDD recalled that he got straight D’s in Business Studies and Economics and a C once in Drama.
See also: List of GTA V characters
The Sims 2[edit | edit source]
In the video Sims 2 but it's 2018, Grognak was featured as a Sim. Grognak has the Popularity aspiration and moves to Desiderata Valley.
Grognak visited a kiddie playhouse, where they met a sketchy man in a trench coat, and a potion-dealer. Grognak bought ten Plantophic-C potions, which is known to cure Plantsimism. It is unknown if Grognak took the potions and/or cured their Amnosia with it.
Grognak joined a group of other sims in a jam session, which causes them to catch a few side-eyes from watching sims. At the end of the performance, Grognak froze in place, but their head moved wherever Kevin's camera moved.
A mystical bright light shone on the kiddie playhouse lot: Kevin assumed it was the Lord's presence, but it was actually caused by an Infallibly Good Witch on the lot.
Grognak's house in the Sims 2 was generic with basic, uncolored items.
Later, Jim Pickens and his Imaginary Dad moved in with Grognak. Grognak and Jim got along well at first, but then Grognak began pranking Jim. Grognak and Jim's Imaginary Dad had been seen being intimate with one another.
After Jim got back from college, he influenced another sim to fight Grognak. In the end, Jim and Grognak worked things out. Grognak later died of hunger.
The Sims 4[edit | edit source]
After their death in The Sims 2, Grognak is resurrected many years later, but how they were resurrected is unknown. Grognak briefly appeared in the episode Sims 4 but I deal with Santa Claus, hanging out around Jim's restaurant, but never actually entering. They later appeared in Sims 4 but I start a dysfunctional band as a member of the band. Grognak got a mustache and a different outfit when they joined Jim's street gang some time after the band's gargantuan failure, in Sims 4 but I start a street gang. After Jim's gang was disbanded in a later episode, it remained unknown where Grognak went and if they were even alive. However, in The Sims 4 but going to university was a bad idea,it was revealed that Grognak is indeed alive, as they appeared in the nightclub where Jim and other university students were partying. In that episode, they appeared with fancier clothes and the same mustache. They were also wearing fancy glasses. In Sims 4 but Eco Lifestyle was a bad idea, Jim Pickens bombs the other characters in the series, and it is unknown whether Grognak survived.
The Sims Medieval[edit | edit source]
Main Article: https://callmekevin.fandom.com/wiki/Sir_Grognak[edit | edit source]
In the Middle Ages, a different, female member of the Grognak species, also named Grognak The Destroyer, was known to be a knight in the kingdom of Fecktopia.
Grognak had gotten engaged to a frog queen but the wedding is cancelled twice because she is sleep-deprived. Not long after, Grognak and the frog queen got married.
We learn Grognak's parents have been eaten by a whale.
Grognak had found someone's eyebrows and returned them to their owner.
Grognak vanquished some goblins that had been threatening the kingdom and fed the townspeople with goblin giblets.
The Movies[edit | edit source]
Despite their busy life as an attorney at law and bus driver,they managed to star in two films. Grognak appears in The Movies but we make a horrible western film.They play Demption's (played by Jim Pickens) love interest, Wendy Maynard in a film called Red Dead Re:Demption. Grognak also appeared In The movies but we make a horrible reboot film. In the "Kill Joy" reboot film,they portrayed themselves and they were a supporting role. They got turned into a Jim Pickens at the end of the film.
Fallout 76[edit | edit source]
After the nuclear annihilation of the world, Grognak's appearance has completely changed. Grognak appeared to have developed masculine features, such as a beard. They are also referred to as "Mr. Grognak".
Tomodachi Life[edit | edit source]
Grognak is introduced in the Tomodachi Life series in the episode "Tomodachi Life is a wild fever dream". They live in the same building as Jim Pickens and Turg, as well as default.
They wear a white dress with black pants and shoes.
Grognak Airlines[edit | edit source]
Grognak Airlines is a presumably illegal Airline company run by Grognak and appears in the episode GTA V RP but I am a constant nuisance. At one point in the episode, Grognak tells some of their friends that they can fly aeroplanes, since they are basically buses with wings, and their friends accept. One of their friends then says that he wants Grognak to land on the highway, and even when Grognak does so, they then take off again and land on the road instead. After exiting the plane, Grognak tells them "Alright, Grognak Airlines. You may now disembark the airline. Most convenient airport... in the city. Thank you for travelling with us today."
Miitopia[edit | edit source]
When The dark overlord Jim Pickens was about to attack Turg,The great sage grognak The destroyer attorney at law,jumped in to save them, which made Jim decide to let turg live,at least for the time being,only further proving that Grognak is indeed more powerful,or at least as powerful,to take on Jim, which may also add to the theory that Grognak is Jim's only fear.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- There is a SCP with the nickname Grabnok the Destroyer (SCP-507).
- In Kevin's video Bitlife but I ruin everyone else's life, Kevin mentions that he inputted Grognak into the game and that Grognak actually became and appears as an attorney.
- The only singer Grognak knows is Johnny Cash, and Grognak once started to cry while singing about that damned ring of fire.
- Grognak is actually far more powerful than Jim Pickens. Grognak has only died once, while Jim has died several times. They are able to stomp an entire village, while Jim can only gradually kill a neighborhood's residents. They also survived the nuclear annihilation of the world.
- Grognak is one of the few people Jim Pickens likes.