First Name and Second One Pickens

First Name and Second One Pickens are two alien-sim hybrid children. They are recurrent characters in Kevin's Sims 4 series.

Prenatal and Infancy[]

First Name and Second One Pickens were fathered by Ryland Oakley when Jim thought the house was running low on slaves. Jim had Ryland abducted by aliens three times in that night after having woohoo-d with him in a sauna earlier. The twins were conceived outside the spa, when Jim took the cult there in an attempt to move on after the untimely death of Project on Death Day or Winterfest, which was also Ryland's birthday in the video "Sims 4 but I have a great money making scheme."

During his pregnancy, Ryland's very large belly looked like a boot, as if he had shoplifted something or as if he had a whole table in front of him. While in labor, Ryland was commanded to clean by the vampiric Jim. The two also woohoo-d in the bush that served as the restroom for the art gallery. The twins were born in-game during the video "Sims 4 but I open a terrible store." They were born on Prank Day. As a way to show their alliance with Jim and the cult, they were given Jim's last name. Delivered at the hospital, First Name was born first and Second One was born second, as their names show.

Baby enthusiasm waned after First Name's birth, Jim expressing resentment as soon as they were brought home. For nutrition, Ryland breastfed the boys and Clement bottle-fed them. The entirety of the boys' infancies was spent in the basement of the Brindleton Bay home being cared for by both of the Santas. Mostly, the twins cried in stereo.

Toddlerhood[]

The twins aged up during the video "Sims 4 but first person was a bad idea". The same day as them becoming toddlers, Grimey died of old age twice. They each received gifts from Senior Pollination Technician #3 (their alien parent). The personality traits chosen for either boy were not revealed. At least one of the boys spent his birthday in his birthday suit. They each acquired the movement skill.

As toddlers, they were not completely restricted to the basement, but were instead able to go upstairs. In their younger years, still trapped in the Brindleton Bay basement, the boys frequently battled hunger, slept on the floor, played in the toilet, cried, and made messes. They were often very filthy due to neglect. Most of the time, Second One played with a horse toy, screeching horse noises, and generally got upset when left alone. It was at this time that Jim began to favor First Name, as he simply idled quietly compared to his brother. They, at times, witnessed Jim's visits to the basement to drink plasma from the different prisoners.

After moving to Del Sol Valley to become a star, Jim allowed the boys to exist upstairs. They had toddler beds and a potty in the kitchen. They even were given a chance to learn some toddler skills taught by Ryland and nanny Izumi Yoshida. Despite their freedom, they both went down to the basement to investigate the fire that Ryland started in one of the cell's kitchens. One twin got dangerously close to the flames. At one point, Jim even played with one of the twins, holding him overhead shaking him. Jim was glared at by one of the boys, but Jim had to shower the interaction away afterward, disgusted by the moment. Their toddler years were otherwise ignored like most children in Jim's charge.

Childhood and Tragedy[]

The boys aged into children off-screen during the video "Sims 4 but I open a bar that doesn't allow people to leave." First Name showed he was raised right, having gone to sleep at the end of a bed in the house, knowing he was not allowed in the bed. Shortly after, First Name was spooked by a monster underneath his bed, but all the adults ignored him. He would be shown doing a terrific job on his homework, but that didn't help him make friends, as First Name then experienced a lonely recess at school. For encouragement, he was told to talk to the teacher. Ryland, at one point, seemed to be showing at least one of the boys how to swim or at the very least swimming with one of them, as Grim sat on the edge of the pool and Izumi watched on.

Jim had planned to divide the boys, sending the more annoying one to the basement to make content for his channel. This fate would not be realized because, given access to the palatial home above the vaults, Second One met an early, non-Jim related demise. On Harvestfest at 12:49 PM during the video "Sims 4 but I drastically improve my k/d", Second One drowned in the pool. Jim, Grim, and First Name attempted to plead for him, but sadly, it was too late. He was a C student, but had at least one skill at level two and a social skill point. His passing did not bother Jim greatly, since he considered First Name the favorite anyway.

Alone and lonely, First Name acted out even more, splattering paint on the floor and generally misbehaving. As a twin without a twin, he worked on homework and even swam in the same pool that killed his brother. When Jim decided to move from his opulent home into a prison, First Name lived in the basement with the other slaves/family members during the battle royale and even had to do a school project while in the tight quarters. His teachers had commented on his schooling, stating he was doing satisfactorily, but wished he would put more effort in; obviously ignorant of the little boy's home life. However, life in the hoosegow did not last. Soon the family moved to Strangerville. He could not come inside, however, and lived out on the lawn with the rest of the family/prisoners. First Name often had to endure the bizarre projects Jim was working on. The family then moved to the subterranean home under the crashed airplane.

First Name's Adolescence[]

As time passed, First Name eventually became a teen... an evil one (a trait he's had since childhood), choosing the public enemy aspiration as he grew up. On their birthday, Second One sent him a gift. His aging to a teenager occurred during the video "Sims 4 but I poison Strangerville." Feeling self-conscious about his ugly look, First Name decided to put on his human disguise. Kevin deemed his existing outfit as cultural appropriation and decided to change it to maintain political correctness. His new appearance as a teen was that of a tannish male with exceptionally large ears, red hair dyed yellow in places styled in a "mohawk-mullet" (a mohawk under a Santa hat) and an orangish-red business suit jacket and matching skirt with pearls along with white socks and flipflops (thongs/sandals). His body was designed to be proportioned in a way that made him exceptionally thin in his legs and upper arms, yet thick in his lower arms and trunk in one circular location. Kevin stated, "I don't think I've ever seen someone more accurately represent the saying 'the food goes straight to my hips.'" Feeling repressed as a teen, First Name asked if he could "adult" more, though Jim's response is not shown by Kevin. After the selection, First Name managed to exist relatively under Jim's radar, filling his days with long cries in the tub, while Jim busied himself unraveling the mystery of the town.

Fighting the Mother Plant[]

First Name became involved with the mother plant when Jim fed him one of the bizarre fruit from the mother plant. Jim did this because he was working on creating a vaccine, and volunteered First Name to be possessed so he could experiment or possibly cure him; it did not work. After being unhappy with the gardener in the Super Villains, Jim gave First Name a place in the club. In joining the club, he was cured of his possession.

Of the three non-Jim members of the Super Villains, First Name showed the most enthusiasm to fight the mother plant, running down to Jim who was already fighting it. He could not properly join during the first fight, though, because he was caught up in a slap fight with a possessed sim. During the second fight, he was shown using the spray on the mother plant. When the club failed to kill the mother plant and Jim was killed, First Name became sad, but still considered the day (Dear Leader Day) to be pretty good. After Jim's temporary death, First Name even expressed a forlorn loneliness stating that he thought no one liked him and that he feared no one ever would. He was then reassured that people do like him.

Ghost Jim, after moving back home, solicited the family (including First Name whom he actually had a decent relationship with) to join him in avenging his death and attacking the mother plant. The team succeeded this time, but victory was short-lived for the club as Jim took to social media and claimed all the credit, depressing First Name.

Life after the Mother Plant[]

First Name's life after destroying the mother plant returned to its typical routine. He spent his days with some level of normalcy (in so far as one can while living with Jim and the rest of the household) cooking, going to school, tuning his guitar, playing Blicblock, and sleeping.

One day, his humdrum existence was spiced up when, showing himself to be the other side of the coin to his aquatic twin, he simultaneously combusted while cooking. The ensuing fire soon spread to the stove and then the rest of the room. As a result, he panicked and ran upstairs, leaving Clement to extinguish the flames. While Shrek was on his streak of impregnating his club, First Name was working on improving his dance skill. Any hopes he had that the skill might bring him friends were left unfulfilled as he continued to be alone. He even bemoaned his loneliness, wishing for a friend, but he was simply told to continue to be friendly.

He tried for sometime before he began going through a phase. Through the ensuing phase, he specifically wanted to be left alone. Consequently, Jim thought that would be the perfect time to never leave him alone. Later, the family went to the Sulani islands so Jim could follow his latest whim and become a mermaid. While on vacation, First Name played on a small watercraft while out with Shrek. When confronted over not "kelping" Jim to find the elusive mermaid kelp, First Name quickly sailed off, leaving Shrek to swim after him. After Jim found and ate the kelp, the Pickens clan went to a local family where First Name passed out on their floor. Jim passed out next to him. Returning home, First Name showed improvement in his fitness, raising his body skill to level two. Regardless of the skills he gained, he still was still a lonely teen once again lamenting his lack of friendships. As reassurance, he was told "You can't force friendship."

First Name's Very Own Arc[]

In July of 2019, First Name began to have his own story arc. During his moment in the sun, he would gain in-game fame and become a drug dealer.

Episode One[]

The very first episode dedicated to First Name was “Sims 4 but a drug mod was a bad idea.” This episode began when he met his new European neighbor, Drog Dealure. To impress Drog, he did his best Santa impression, heartily ho-ho-hoing. He then dropped the jolly pretense and asked about drug quality. The conversation ended almost as soon as it began, when Drog started doing something on his phone and First Name ran away to kick a random person’s garbage can over. First Name also managed to gain the charisma skill.

Inspired by knowing drug quality and after his fun in the trash, First Name returned and bought a Ziplock bag full of average-quality cocaine. So like anyone else with his socialization, First Name thought to ask Drog what he looked like in his swimwear. Struck by Drog’s appearance in his trunks, First Name asked if he was a mermaid. With a passing Father Winter, First Name realized it was Christmas day so he gave Drog a gift. When Drog started mopping puddles in the rain, First Name bounced in the trash he produced by kicking a garbage can earlier.

Trying to ingratiate himself further with Drog, First Name decided to show him Scobay Du. He hoped the dog's psychedelic colors would make it look like she was on meth, thus convincing Drog that he was not a cop. He followed it up with an impression to get closer to Drog. When he still thought that he was not friends with Drog, he thought his young age was the problem. So he went about looking for a birthday cake, but wound up with just a brick of coke for Christmas and his would-have-been birthday. He didn't age up, though. So First Name simply did two lines of cocaine over the broken sink and became very confident. He queued up to do more drugs, but realized school was soon coming and decided not to. He instead chose to dance to nondescript banjo music as Drog came over. First Name then did more impressions, and even bought a fake ID to get closer still to Drog. After finally becoming friends, First Name received a phone call from his former babysitter, Izumi Yoshida, saying that she heard of their friendship, which she saw as impressive because she considered Drog to be cool.

First Name then began his new life as a drug dealer. He asked Drog about selling cocaine, which Drog was fine with as long as First Name bought it from him first. With his new life path begun, First Name tried to sell to the child prisoner, Christie Sigworth. However, the option was not available. So he decided to cultivate customers with a party. Very playful after getting high on his own supply, he threw himself a birthday party on the rooftop of the Stargazer Lounge and invited several random people from around the town. It was at this point that Kevin contemplated as to whether or not people would suspect that with such extravagance for First Name, it had to be Jim behind it all.

At his party he greeted guests until encountering a man named Aditya Venkataraman. First Name saw the man as an easy target for dealing and began talking about cocaine and its legalization with him. To reel him in, he shared his supply with Aditya. Aditya, in possession of very powerful nostrils, was able to do a line off of the ground while standing upright. First Name moved on and did some more cocaine with Izumi Yoshida, his former nanny who may or may not have been pregnant. He didn’t allow time for any thoughts of her pregnancy being a risk, and moved on to karaoke and persuasion. He worked on sealing the deal, evil laugh included, while espousing the benefits to her, listing them off as giving her energy, keeping her happy, and even making her confident. After the sale, his focus shifted to a man named Kingston Cabrea. Despite having seen Kingston doing a line off a park bench earlier in his party, First Name asked him if he had ever tried cocaine.

It was through his interactions with Kingston and dancing that First Name was warned he was getting close to gaining the irresponsible trait. Kevin, at this point, lamented First Name being only a level one in the drug dealing skills and contemplated all the perks higher skills could gain. Kevin also set about changing parental settings to “Cool with teen drug use.” First Name then sold a guest, Ellen Justice, some “top notch nose candy.” After realizing all the money he was starting to make, First Name decided he would call his new cash as being gifts from his birthday party when said party ended in failure because he had not aged up.

First Name decided to make a club of his regulars and deemed them “Druggies.” While selecting members, a gold man, Owen Read, was included because Kevin stated “I know he’d be up for it.” In all, the club included: First Name, Izumi, Ellen, Aditya, and the golden Owen. Their only club activity was doing drugs and their hang out location was Jim’s house, specifically Shrek’s swamp. Details in place, First Name invited them over to the swamp and locked the door to only allow himself to pass through it. He had them all settled in around the fire and lit it. Right after ignition, First Name received a phone call from Kingston Cabera saying he’d like to buy cocaine. First Name agreed to the deal. Almost immediately afterward, Aditya caught on fire; First Name fled from the scene. Once safely out of the swamp, he shushed the Druggies, warning them not to scream and panic for fear they might wake the bees. Aditya later died from his burns, upsetting the Druggies.

Throughout the ordeal, the Druggies gained points to put into their club, and the "popular club" perk was purchased. First Name spent the rest of the time of the fire outside only to realize that Aditya never showed up and claimed it to be the cause of a bad day. So, to cheer up and keep the fire burning, First Name decided to burn $5000. Izumi, doing her Nero impression, played her violin as the money burned. When the other Druggies all realized what First Name had burned, they collectively judged him for his fire additive. This judgment mortified First Name and he wanted to curl up and hide under the blankets.

Around this time, he then began going through a new phase where he would pick up an instrument any chance he got, yell often, and turn the radio up to 11. When he heard Izumi sobbing in the middle of the night that night, First Name felt a parental instinct for his own former parental figure. He went to her and decided to soothe her, but instead of the white powder of baby formula uncut, he offered her cocaine cut with it. Cries continued filling the night as First Name got irritated and moved Aditya’s urn to another room, just in time to see that New Year’s Eve was about to start. Even through their tears and starving in the locked swamp, the club continued passively gaining points. The episode ended like so many background arcs with First Name sobbing in the tub, but Kevin declared it a positive ending because First Name finally found his place in the world.

Episode Two[]

The second episode in the arc is called “Sims 4 but I smuggle drugs over the border.” The episode began with First Name being too tired to function, so he slept in a bush in the crack den of Shrek’s swamp before moving on to Jim’s bed. While he slept, he gained the quirk 'emotion bomb', making it difficult to process his negative emotions healthily, which would result in him having an overdramatic meltdown. Between episodes, the friendless teen had managed to become a b-lister celebrity and raise his cocaine dealing to at least five (based on Kevin’s information given in the previous episode regarding smuggling).

Once First Name was finally rested up enough to travel, he, Jim, and Ryland all headed to Selvadorada. They found a rental place and quickly went to a bar. First Name promptly bought the bar a round of drinks of tap water. With his generosity, his fame grew and a paparazzo appeared and began taking photos of him. First Name struck up a casual conversation with the bartender about cocaine, hoping she might help him find some, but she was less than helpful. As the paparazzo continued, paranoia began to set in that the woman could be a cop, so Jim went to her and sang his sirens’ call to lure her attention from First Name. Its success was minimal.

First Name began to profess his love for cocaine when some anticipatory celebrations of New Years began. Thinking to bribe the bartender, First Name gave her a gift of a thousand spring-loaded simoleons. He followed that up by selling her cocaine. With the new year approaching, First Name made the resolution to raise a skill… cocaine dealing. Limited by his unlikeableness, First Name tried further to befriend the bartender, giving her a prank gift, which he had tried earlier and she still was not fond of it.

He continued talking to the bartender until he finally resigned to go stargazing, where he was met by fans who became so overwhelmed that they passed out in his presence. With fans as rabid as those, First Name assumed a new bartender on the scene would be just as eager. He approached the man without asking and moved in for a selfie with him. He awaited the old bartender’s return so he continue pumping her for information about a local cocaine dealer. While waiting, he decided with all the contact he shared with his fans already, he should open himself up to fan mail. The first bartender was unneeded though, when he found a connection through the new bartender. First Name called and arranged for the dealer to come over when a paparazzo again began taking pictures.

The drug dealer arrived and First Name went to greet him, much to the delight of his fans. As with Drog the episode before, First Name asked the dealer if he was a mermaid while trying to build a relationship with the man. Once their relationship was good enough, First Name bought three average quality bricks of cocaine, figuring with his skill level, he could now lie about its quality. Ryland was soon given the cocaine to mule. First Name ripped the bartender off as the new year rang in.

The trio returned home and all three were quite tired. Whether it was sleep deprivation or a shared mirage, they all saw what looked like a conspiracy theorist who disappeared almost as quickly as he was spotted. First Name slept on an outdoor couch during Jim and Grim’s beautiful wedding. During the reception, First Name woke up long enough to serve cocaine. He watched as the family/cult and various vacationers did some cocaine. He went back to sleep, though, by the time his biological father (Ryland) overdosed and become addicted to cocaine in front of him.

Return to Obscurity[]

After his brief time in the spotlight, First Name returned to being a nearly unseen background character. While Jim began creating the 15th street gang, First Name was no longer involved in the criminal lifestyle and was only seen sleeping. The family/cult moved to the island mansion in the Sulani neighborhood and he went with them. As newlyweds Jim and Grim were christening the new home, First Name began trying his hand at the violin. He found his prank day awful despite finding an instrument to play. Between his rise to fame and drug dealing, First Name neglected what education he was receiving. Once he returned to insignificance, his school performance hit rock bottom and he began earning Fs. He also realized, while off screen, that he was losing fame. His once b-lister status was lost, and now he was just known as the slave/adopted son of Jim Pickens. The only instances that First Name was seen while Jim escalated gang tensions were when he and fellow slave, Christie, walked in on Jim and Grim in a moment of intimacy and when he had some bathroom hamburger cake.

During the zombie apocalypse, First Name watched his biological father, Ryland, get bit by a zombie named Joslyn. With the house on lockdown from all the zombies around, First Name expressed his feelings that school was stupid, wishing he could leave it and simply work. He was told that society requires school for success so he would need to drudge onward. With education emphasized, First Name worked successfully on raising his logic skill. As Dear Leader Day came to the tiny island of Jim’s home, First Name, again, struggled with his temper. He angrily stomped on the sand and then beat up the large stuffed unicorn in a sim's bedroom. Jim shouted forbidden words at him as punishment and to try to fulfill part of the Dear Leader Day traditions. First Name rebelled against Jim during the costume party that evening by dressing up like Grim. Though, Kevin postulates that it could have been out of admiration, with Grim being the only one First Name looks up to in the house.

As the apocalypse continued, First Name eventually became infected. In "Sims 4 but I make two Santas fight to the death" he was shown alive and doing ordinary tasks in the background of the episode until, out of nowhere, he began to turn. With First Name having no contact with the quarantined prisoners, Kevin seemed surprised by the turning even going so far as to state First Name must have been infected through a computer virus, as a computer was on a desk beside him as he turned. While zombfied, he made a small dash in Shrek's direction and then toward Jim. His rush to Jim was just to chat though. Jim then immediately cured him.

First Name was briefly seen when he entered the former holding cell as Jim cured the Santas to prepare them for their fight to the death. Later at school, it was mentioned he had forgotten his lunch that day, and thus encouraged to steal someone else's from a locker. He stole a sack in an open locker only to find a half-dissected frog. Kevin implied that First Name ate the frog. He remained at school during Ryland and Clement's nude fight to death, which culminated in Ryland's demise. How First Name reacted upon coming home was never shown, but he did find his TV season premiere day to be awful that day. Sometime after his father's death, First Name was revealed to be one of the lowest-ranking students at his school. Kevin also finally mentioned First Name's seemingly endless adolescence, remarking that it seemed as if First Name had been "held back about seventeen times.”

When Jim decided to pursue magic, First Name, along with the rest of the family, moved with him. The family settled into the small magical neighborhood of Glimmerbrook. While there, he enrolled in the local high school while Jim was out learning spells. First Name was relatively unseen for most of Jim's magical adventures, although he briefly appeared when Jim introduced him to his familiar, Vomit. Beyond that, First Name and the events of his life go unnoticed by Jim or Kevin once again, that was until royalty fever swept through the house. When Dick Pickens became king, the rest of the household followed suit with each member receiving their own unique title. First Name's title, however, was simply that of royal servant. During his life as a royal servant he was seen queuing for an exit during a fire, reading on the couch, and entering a room intended to lure future prisoners into the basement, which got him thoroughly scolded by Kevin. Since Jim went off to pursue a degree in villainy, First Name has not made an appearance.

First Name returned in "Sims 4 but I force 24 sims to live in a tiny home ." After Jim was suspended from college, he decided to drop out and move into a tiny home in Brindleton Bay. While living there, Aaaaaaaaaaaaah was moved into the carport/barn/manger/stable (and later bar) and Jim threw a moving in/Dear Leader Day party, where anyone who even passed by was forced to move in. Shrek was the first to arrive and, through him, First Name (and the rest of Jim's former household) moved in, leaving all previous money and possessions behind. Life in the crowded tiny home had little effect on First Name, though his personality trait of anger bomb resulted in him failing to control his emotions and he got angry. Kevin blamed the trait on his neglected upbringing. First Name was revealed to still be in high school when he forgot his lunch, despite food being littered throughout the tiny home. Kevin directed him to steal someone's lunch again. This time it went better and First Name had a feast.

Adulthood[]

First Name, after a very long adolescence, became an adult in "Sims 4 but I turn my tiny home into a tiny graveyard ." His birthday went by without any celebration. Kevin remarked that he was growing up "like a nice bottle of milk." What traits First Name gained in adulthood are not shown.

After becoming an adult he is shown wandering the tiny home and sleeping outside it. He briefly walked around naked in the house, but as soon as Kevin called him out for it, he got dressed. First Name briefly napped on the murphy bed of death when Kevin, ferreting out a double agent, removed the household's fridge and stove. Without school lunches or food at home, First Name succumbed to starvation. It was 11:31 PM on a stormy Saturday night. Kevin lamented First Name just became an adult but never learned to feed himself. Just as in life, no one cared about his death, as no member of the household cried or even batted an eye over his passing.

Reanimation[]

First Name was revived into a cursed child in the aptly named video, “Sims 4 but I bring my cursed child back to life”. The ritual began with Jim chanting his name. He resurrected wearing underwear and sunglasses, an image that made Kevin laugh and likened him to a terminator, even commenting that First Name never looked so cool. He was promptly kicked. With a crowd growing, even more undead began to spring from the ground in lightening strikes. Given time to adjust, First Name began crawling in a haunting crawl of the cursed. Shortly after, he began collecting souls by killing those around him.

First Name as a feckin' cool cursed child

His first attack was directed at Clement Frost, but Clement seemed to escape. George Cahill was the first to die by his hand. Immediately afterward, Jim’s daughter with Angela Pleasant was born and she was named George Cahill, because according to Kevin, “the name opened up; it was convenient.” A green shirted woman would be the next to die. As new iterations of First Name rose from the dead, a woman walking her dog, a blue shirted woman, Mole 4, and a stranger in a red shirt also met their demises. One of these women was Angela Pleasant. Grim then banished the two unholy First Names that had spawned. The first was in the yard when banished, the other while playing a disconcerting version of troll under the bridge, keeping members of the tiny home from going home under the bridge next to the tiny home.

With all incarnations of First Name banished, resurrection was attempted again, with the plan to contain him. He would then kill three more people, one of which was another dog walker. After their deaths, Kevin opted to call for a nanny. The nanny arrived just in time to watch First Name kill and eat a woman in a lime skirt. Jim once again kicked First Name. The nanny, Alessandro Irpan, would then die; First Name shifted his attention to Servo Bot where he was somehow able to draw blood from her. Then First Name simply disappeared.

Kevin’s next plan for the cursed child was to add him to the family. He resurrected the cursed First Name and, using cheats, added him to the family. Upon being selectable, it was revealed First Name was very tense and the only thing in his inventory was grade school homework. He was quickly ushered into Jim’s little home away from the tiny home and the door promptly deleted, for fear that no locked door could contain him. Jim then set him on fire with magic. One of First Name's recent victims, in ghost form, came through the walls to witness fire and panic, but it was Dick who ultimately extinguished him. Dick then kicked him for good measure. Jim attempted to set him on fire again, but unlike last time, this one seemed to not affect First Name at all. Kevin then decided to go in the opposite direction and kill him in by drowning. First Name jumped in a pool and was walled in. Swimming, however, only raised First Name’s happiness.

Kevin tried a final resolution, aging First Name up. At first it seemed nothing happened, but after an interaction with Dick, First Name aged into a teenager and then immediately shrunk to child proportions and began to twerk. He was then aged "down" according to Kevin, but he got the notification for having aged up wherein he became an adult. Then, he aged a final time to elder. It was at this point that Jim/Kevin decided it was time to move out and leave First Name his own space. Taking the household funds of $270,000 and leaving infant George Cahill behind, the household left First Name to parental responsibility while in his cursed elder state. His household with young George is called the Fletchers.

Mystery[]

In "Sims 4 but I kidnap sims to lock in my vault", Jim wanted to go out on the town to meet new people to force them into the vault. Among his list of sims to travel with is a sim who very clearly looks like a teenage First Name at the 8:06 mark. The individual was even named First Name Pickens. Jim quickly decided to invite his daughter George Cahill and subsequently kidnapped her. Is there a still-teenaged First Name running around?

In "Sims 4 but I force sims into quarantine", First Name was seen once again. This time he was outside the home of someone Jim was helping to isolate. Interestingly, instead of being in his elderly or teenaged form, he appeared like the original cursed child that rose from his grave. While in his cursed form, First Name killed a sim in a green long-sleeved shirt as others looked on in horror. A sim in blue shirt, jeans, and an apron also fell only to rise back up. When a cyclist rode over the body, Kevin was quick to call them out as the real monster and then wonder aloud where First Name's parenting might have went awry.

First Name, still in his cursed child form, appeared in "Sims 4 but I repopulate the world in the worst way". He appeared only briefly and then left without seeming to have done anything but terrify those around him.

Return[]

After several background appearances, First Name officially returns in “The Sims Wedding Pack was a mistake” when Kevin is selecting guests to go to Jim’s engagement dinner. First Name appears to once again be in his teen years, sporting his skirt suit and mowhawk. When invited to the dinner he appears to be in his human disguise, but at the actual dinner he has the look of a plant sim. At one point during the dinner, Jim attempts to light him on fire, but only the stool First Name is sitting on is engulfed. In an attempt to provide Jim a sim of honor, Kevin cheats to improve Jim and First Name’s relationship, boosting them up to true friends and their romantic relationship to “it’s awkward.” First Name is not invited Jim’s wedding.

Death(s)[]

First Name turned into a zombie in "Sims 4 but I make two Santas fight to the death" and Jim cured him soon after.

First Name died from starvation in "Sims 4 but I turn my tiny home into a tiny graveyard" with no one around him actually noticing nor caring. Kevin summed up his passing with the eulogy: "he was a... great... drug dealer and he deserved better." In light of recent events, it appears this death may not have been as permanent as originally thought.

Non-Canon Appearance[]

In the short "A day in the Life of my Sim", Kevin states that an already zombified First Name kills and eats Grim.

In "Sims 4 but I put the neighborhood into lockdown in one house", First Name, in the elder form (yet still very cursed), was invited to Turg's weenie roast. Upon his arrival, First Name decided to take out the new lives Turg begat. He killed both Oumaima Jaouad, the woman in yellow, and Maaike Haas, the woman in blue dubbed “Balloon Head Lady,” both of whom were carrying Turg’s children. Kevin decided he didn’t like this outcome, though, and chose to dismiss the whole visit as just a bad fever dream and load his previous save.