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FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS is a character who appears in the video, "Love Island Mobile game might be the worst dating game of all time". Her goal in life is to ruin relataionships.


Appearance[]

FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS is a caucasian female. She has a small mouth that makes her nose look bigger. She is a brunette and she wears her hair in twist braids, with gold jewellery placed on some of them, her hair is reminiscent of Monica from Friends.

She wears a blue swimsuit with red floral details and orange strappy platform heels. In the second in-game episode she wears a black towel she found with silver heels. For sleepwear, she wears a white shirt with red binding and red shorts with white stripes.

Overview[]

When FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS arrives at Love Island she is greeted by Hope who gives her hope by saying that her outfit is incredible. FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS introduces herself and her conversation is quickly interrupted by Lottie, who reminds Kevin of Isadora from Episode. After being asked what she does for work by Lottie, FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS lies saying that she's a charity worker involved in rainforest conservation. Lottie suggests forming an alliance between the girls but FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS declines as she only looks out for herself.


There's an announcement from an unknown being saying that there's 'five sexy men waiting to meet you on the lawn'. The girls are informed that they will be taking turns meeting them and that FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS is going first. Now that she's met the boys she decides to talk to Rocco, who reminds Kevin of Rocco from episode. Unfortunately for FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS Rocco steps forward to Lottie, FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS confronts him about this. Rocco defends himself by claiming he was just shifting his weight. Lottie then calls FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS out saying that she would never steal another girl's man, unlike FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS. FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS the claims that all of the relationships will fail.


FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS is now bent on ruining Lottie's relationship with Bobby. Soon enough though Rocco is grinning and winking at Lottie which FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS immediately confronts him for, Rocco claims it was just a joke though. Hope is then dared to give a foot massage to Noah, FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS decides it's time to flirt with Noah. Hope is pretty annoyed at this so she dares FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS to say which of the islanders she thinks is most attractive. To spite Lottie she says Bobby, this now gives her the opportunity to choose the next person to dare. Ignoring Hope's request to not choose Noah she picks Noah, but she isn't allowed so she goes with Rocco. He gets dared to kiss the islander he fancies the most, Rocco ends up kissing Lottie much to the dislike of FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS. FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS then proceeds to miss part of the conversation and rejoins it when Noah is talking about his fear of grasshoppers and spiders. After the Truth or Dare game finishes, Bobby asks FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS if they can talk alone. Wanting to ruin the relationship between Lottie and Bobby she says that she likes guys like him which makes Bobby happy. The second in-game episode comes to a close with an announcement of a new islander, which FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS is very excited for.


After Kevin pays a microtransaction the second in-game episode begins with all of the girls getting brand new outfits. FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS chooses the cheapest option of a black towel she found. FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS heads outside with the rest of the girls and discovers that all of the boys have gotten new outfits as well. Before everyone goes to meet the new islander Rocco pulls FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS to the side and asks about the tension from the Truth or Dare game. FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS admits to being annoyed and she says to Rocco that she wants to give this relationship between them a shot. Rocco and FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS rejoin the group to meet the new islander, Priya. FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS tells the rest of the girls her opinion on Priya saying that "she's not as hot us" which Lottie agrees with. FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS introduces herself to Priya by putting her down which Hope doesn't really appreciate, Lottie joins in with putting Priya down, but FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS calls her out for that. Priya appears to have her eyes on Rocco so FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS gets defensive and tells her to back off.


Now nighttime Rocco and FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS are alone, which FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS finds a bit annoying. Rocco realises he isn't wanted here and goes to sleep on the sofa leaving FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS alone on the bed, his esteem now ruined. When going back to the rest of the group FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS discover that everyone has a new outfit, the in-game episode (and actual video) now come to a close.

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